There have been a lot of search queries in the past few days for more info about ‘The Mr. Hank Smith,’ infamously known as the ‘digital assassin.’ Well, I’d figure lets start here! Googling my name is difficult, I know. I wanna be the only Hank Smith on the planet, but what can you do? I’m 22, uhh from DC, I’m a student at the University of Colorado studying advertising. I love social media and it loves me. I enjoy sleeping-in everyday as late as I possibly can. I play guitar most of the time that I’m awake. My interests include girls, music, craft beer breweries, Netflix, and blonde girls. Now that we’ve broken the ice, what else do you wanna know? How bout just some pictures?
what I look like with sunglasses on
with a wolf hood thing
as a cat (with bell)
thinking about you
Still good? OK, lets move on so we can be friends. Like, ever wonder what cool things go on at my house? Thats cool, I’m sure a lot of people do.
my phone case
our thermostat
the creepy writing above our kitchen
this squirrel that hangs outside our house
Well now, happy? That should satisfy the sick fantasy for some of you looking up ‘Mr Hank Smith face.’ Don’t worry, I got butterflies at the thought of people thinking about me. Its cute, yo. Anyways, besides the above listed – I drive a manual car that none of my friends can manage to figure out, I love Photoshop CS5 (not CS6), I have an Amazon wishlist, I like Facebook-stalking my friends, I go to Starbucks every other day but I’m trying to quit (not). Oh! I know how to cook stuff, like food. But I like going out to eat way better because I don’t like my kitchen very much. If you have any more questions just let me know personally and maybe we can talk about it over dinner.
cool story bro.
lets hang sometime. cause im the best and you miss me.
you know it